Some rides are about watts and splits.
Others are about shenanigans.
Shenanigans on Two Wheels is for the rides that start with “just a quick spin” and end with stories you probably won’t post on Strava. Clean typography, a subtle road bike graphic, and a nod to the kind of cycling fun that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
Designed for cyclists who appreciate good gear, good company, and a little mischief on the road.
About This Design
Some rides look reasonable on the map.
This was not one of them.
A wrong turn with my friend James led us onto a road that turned into a brutal, unrelenting climb — no shade, no mercy, just heat and gravity doing their worst. We stopped a few times on the way up, the kind of stops where no one really talks because there’s nothing useful to say.
At the top, there was a small clearing beside the road. Between us and it: a ditch. Dry, dusty, completely undignified. We didn’t hesitate. Bikes on the ground, bodies in the ditch, staring at the sky for a full five minutes just trying to remember how breathing works.
The ride home was mostly downhill — narrow shoulders, unfamiliar roads, and James white-knuckling every descent. But we made it. No dogs. No disasters. Just another ride that would never make a highlight reel but somehow became unforgettable.
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That’s what Shenanigans on Two Wheels is about — the rides that go sideways, the moments you laugh about later, and the shared understanding that sometimes the best stories come from the worst roads.
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Also available as a hoodie or t-shirt.
Sweatshirt details:
- Unisex fit
- Classic crewneck style
- Soft, everyday comfort
- Ideal for layering pre- or post-ride
- Available in light and dark colourways
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy (8.0 oz/yd²) fabric for comfort and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching
- Made in Nicaragua
