Alternative Sports Tees

This is what triathletes do in the off season:  they try to come up with the next crazy sport they want to try.  Not all of these are real sports but wouldn't it be interesting to see someone try it just once?

Hilarious fictional sports tees designed by Element's in house mechanic, a guy with an apparently slightly twisted imagination. Unique graphic tees for the off-season. What crazy sport will you try next?