Wake up to a bold statement mug that speaks to grit and dark humor.   But it is also the title of a new murder mystery book coming out sometime in 2026.  When a body turns up in the trails, the list of suspects keeps growing. Where were you?

This glossy black ceramic mug carries a distressed, high-contrast design that reads like a rallying cry for athletes who laugh in the face of early morning brick workouts and long open-water sets. It feels heavy and purposeful in your hands. Steam curls from strong coffee as you plan intervals, map routes, or swap race war stories. The black surface deepens the print’s whites and reds, making every letter pop — a small, confident reminder before you head out the door or settle in to review training logs.

Product features
- Available in two sizes: 11 oz and 15 oz
- Glossy black 100% ceramic with vibrant, durable print
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for everyday use
- C-shaped easy-grip handle; lead- and BPA-free
- Printed using high-quality techniques for bright, crisp colors

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap